Let’s Rock This Shit! November 9, 2007
Posted by Lyndon in : Partry Like A Rockstar , trackbackLet’s start by addressing the contest requirements:
- You’re leaving me with 6 hours of down time. I am good to giver with a lot less. I say we cut down the resting time and go until 4:00am. As far as the pictures go, I’ve seen them before and they fill me with jealousy as I know I’d fit right in and we would have a blast!
- Flying to Vegas is not a problem. As a matter of a fact I’ll take care of my own airfare! See you in a month! Let’s spend the flight savings on booze!
- This is the blog post and official contest entry.
I’d like to take a moment and address the judges individually
Dax Herrera:
Dax my man don’t worry dude - I can rock SEO with my pants off! And as far as calling shots like I’m bailing out of a sinking canoe goes - That’s how I roll – err paddle. Here’s a pic of me shot callin and ballin (after a few too many drinks) from a canoe in the middle of the night with all of my belongings.
The 500 large?
I ain’t bringing $500.00 home and I ain’t spending it on Adwords or some silly bet at a table! We are going to drink it so fast you’ll think Chris Angel slipped in and made it disappear. You guys don’t even have to give it to me it can go straight to our waitress along with the flight money.
Rebecca Kelley
Let’s rock it! I can take the jokes and I can dish the jokes. I’ve spent my entire life laughing at myself – yeah I’m a sorry son of a bitch. Though I am not rocking a stash this picture should demonstrate my ability to rock a 9 piece getup that is desperately missing a stash. If I can wear tight Zubaz I can laugh and be laughed at with the best of them.
Neil Patel:
Late hours of the day wee hours of the night call it whacha want. I’ll be by your side laughing, drinking, (maybe even funneling), just having a great time! You’d be proud to know that your little apprentice (me) won a funneling tournament held by a bunch of crazy Texas Longhorns the last time I was in Mahzatlan! I am a firecracker – I love to party, stay out late, and get loose!
Greg Hartnett:
I feel like I keep repeating myself but I have a sense of humor and love to party! I can party to the wee hours. And don’t worry I’ll be up early raring to go at it again! And you need not worry – I’ll play a little cards as long as it doesn’t cut too far into our extreme drinking plans!
Dave Dellanave:
What if I am funny witty AND cute jk 
? I’ve nearly overdosed on Viagra a few times though I’ve never ranked for it – How is that for Rockstar? What is assembly – A lego knock off? I drink like a fish and though I am not much of a fighter, you are still welcome to beat the crap out of me. I won’t be falling and I won’t be left behind.
(long after the others had fallen - I was up and doing fine 
So What Else Can I Say?
I Have Expereince:
I’ve been sneaking away for long weekends of total debauchery all of my life – I am well versed in the art of hitting up another city for a weekend of inordinate amounts of alcohol and laughs.
The Last Time I was in Vegas:
You’d all be proud to know that last time I was in Vegas (Independence Day) I nearly died on the flight home. After 5 days of complete debauchery in 124 degree weather (the last 52 hours were spent with zero sleep – I didn’t even make it to a hotel room) I had a minor dehydration induced heart attack. My doctor asked me to have a few glasses of water every day when on bender of three plus days. It’s been working for me ever since. That’s Rockstar!
I’m Offically a Loser and Easy to Bug
Finally – my bosses ran out of money and told me they aren’t paying me anymore just last week so I am officially an unemployed bum – that means I need this – and you need me as I am an easy target to bug
Below are a couple of things you should take a look at:
- 6 more pictures demonstrating I can let loose and have a good time
- A video of the last house party I hosted. The entire city is longing for the next one and you 5 are genuinely invited to come down for it. It was themed “Smokin Martini” based on Playboys “Girl Next Door” – I hired the cities best DJ (he has opened for Kayne West and is opening for Method Man) and basically propelled myself to true rockstar status in my city.
“Smokin Martini”
Boys and Girls. I need this win. It will be a win for all of us! I am a super outgoing 26 year old male who lives to have a good time. I love to party and I love to work. And I am even a good person – I think Jeremy will attest to that (I am the guy that snagged that domain for you as I thought it had expired on you).
“The Rockstar Costume that got me all the Attention”
“This is How We Roll”
“Shooters Rockstar Style”
“If this doesn’t SCREAM ROCKSTAR I don’t know what does”
“Passsed out Passport on Lap and All”
“The Way We Get Started”
VOTE ME FOR ROCKSTAR STAUS!!!
PS: In 2006 I stated that my goals for 2007 involved meeting Shoemoney, and attending PubCon amoungst others. I’ve hit all my goals except - meeting Shoemoney, attending a conference like PubCon, and earning a million a month, I didn’t retire but I did get laid off :S
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